I‘m physico if you know me
Crazy is what I bee
Physico and crazy is exaclty what you‘ll see
He thought what he saw wasn‘t really me
But he found out cause on his porch I Pee–ed
I know for show it wasn‘t a good deed
The fools last name was Reed.

I'm over you and making out for an hour
I'm over you, that you rarely did shower.
I‘m glad to be out of your dodgy midland life
I‘m glad I'll never be your dodgy midland wife!

I‘m over the fact your best mate‘s a complete dick
I‘m over the fact you were always a prick
I got over that you're not as innocent as me
But I'll never get over rebecca‘s dirty STD.

I hate the way you never cleaned your filthy car
I hate that you never bought me a drink from the bar
You and your mates have lots of learning to do
It‘s time you all got, a really big clue.

A clue is to think with your head not your dick
Oh and fighting in clubs, really isn't so "sick"
And when on date, you really should know,
For one fucking night you can skip that peep show!

Well I‘ll over it now, and I'm over you
I just had so say it, that I'm glad we are through.
Because I deserve more respect than that, and I will do all that I can.
To make sure no one takes it from me – especially not a man.

BACON IS BACON
EGGS IS EGGS
DONT LET THESE NIGGAS GET BETWEEN
YOUR LEGS
THEY SAY THAT YOUR CUTE
THEY SAY THAT YOUR FINE
9 MONTHS LATER THEY SAY IT AINT MINE!

She doesnt know the way you look at me.
So sweet and so innocent.
The way your eyes glitter when I smile.
She keeps you close.
I love the way you follow me to the
floor and slowly make your move.
She watches your hands move to my thighs.
You want me.
I turn to walk away and you follow.
Your eyes burn dont they?





Pepper spary will do that to ya

Those who nourish themselves on meats, dairy products and desserts
Cannot estimate you at your fair value.

Even if stone cracked, you cannot make them open
The windows of their farm...
People like you are not included in their center of interest
You do not exist...
Hereafter you must know
That they do not have time to bless you!

Their eyes are always fixed from above you
While they bow
With smiles above their double chins
Before the sovereign... the sultan.
Do you think for an instant that they acknowledge you?

If you ask my opinion on this subject
It is because the ends of their twine
Are in the hands of other people.
Don‘t take exception to the fact
That they are taken for kings!

Do not wait for them
In the wrong places
Vainly hoping
They will consider you a man...

Even if you write hundreds of letters
To these men of the closed doors
Intending to see or speak to them
You will not receive a single response...
Be wary and attentive;
Above everything
Allow them their haughty airs.
By thinking themselves important
They will look at you scornfully!

They well like fondling
Each others‘ backs...
It is no longer to the point
To listen to their dialogues "with admiration"
To extol their writings "enthusiastically"
To reward their facts "by clapping"...

Do not waste your time
Or put your attention here...
Think of other things.

by Uzeyir Lokman CAYCI
Paris, 20.06.2007
Traduit par by Yakup YURT en fran￧ais
French free verse translated into English free verse
by Joneve McCormick

SKINNY MC GUINNY
WAS SO TERRIBLY THIN
THAT WHILE TAKING HIS BATH
SUNDAY NIGHT
OUT POPPED THE PLUG
AND SWOOSH–SWOSH
AND GLOOP–GLOOP–
IT WASHED AWAY SKINNY
RIGHT DOWN THE DRAIN
OUT OF SIGHT.
AND WHERE IS OUR DEAR SKINNY
BATHING TONIGHT?
IN SOME UNDERGROUND POOL
DOWN BELOW?
OR UP THERE SO HIGH
IN THAT TUB IN THE SKY?
WHERE ALL OF
CLEAN PEOPLE GO?

LIFES A SENSATION CAUSED BY TEMPTATION A GUY STICKS HIS LOCATION IN A GURLS DESTANATION TO INCREASE THE POPULATION OF THE NEXT GENERATION DO U UNDERSTAND MY EXPLANATION OR DO U NEED A DEMONDSTRATION AND THE NEXT DAY IS SUMMER VACTION

Dear Thought Book,

He broke up with me today. (I wonder if I bleed.) He told me it was over and how he wanted to leave me. He says it wasn‘t me, I didn‘t do anything wrong. But my mind keeps questing everything and how I MUST have done wrong. How I MUST have cheated or lied or flirted with other men. How I must have dined out with his only best friend. But why? Why? No one gave me any clues. Not my best friend, his sister (my friend too!). I won‘t forget the words he spoke when he said his last goodbyes. He told me he liked someone else (I PRAY TIS WAS A LIE). Oh my little thought book... goodbye.

P.S: This did all happen to me. But I got over him you see. I did some dumb things but the worst was when I learned he turned gay to go out with some men. I heard (from his sister you see) he didn‘t leave me for a she. I didn‘t believe it but then I saw. My ex–boyfriend walking ever so tall, hand in hand with some boy you see. I will laugh at this now until the ends of time. Not cause he‘s gay, but cause he was mine...

I guess it all started when I went to the Bar
Could hear your mates singin‘ so knew you weren‘t far
Alas there you were, propped up at the end
You‘d found some poor young thing to try and befriend
I watched as you muttered on about the size of your tool
Seriously, Who‘d believe you? You drunken fat fool
I remembered that night when it was me you‘d approached
Then out came your lines – it was like you‘d been coached
You told me you were sure you had seen me before
Or maybe it was My top you remembered on your Floor?
Your breath was just rotten, you stunk of stale beer
N‘ I‘m adamant you had a bogey stuck to one ear
You bought me some shots, I slammed each one down
Then ordered a double Vodka – whch cost you 3 pound.
Trying to dance with my friends, you‘d pranced about like a Toad
The bouncers were urging you to get yourself up the road
It was then I felt bad, you were only trying to impress
Like the time you hugged me and ran your hand up my dress(?)
The drunker I got, the nicer looking you became
I was actually impressed cos you remembered my name
Before I knew it, I was waking up in your Bed
The sight of your body made me wish I‘d gone home instead
I quickly flung on my clothes, made a dash for the door
Praying to god we hadn‘t shagged the goddamn night before
Now you‘re in the bar chatting up this poor lass
Who obviously has no clue about your hairy fat ass
I wish I could help her, say not to fall for your Lines
You‘ve said the same thing to her several tmes
But hey, there she goes, arm in arm with that ‘thing‘
God bless her cotton socks when she wakes up in the morning.

I‘M REPRESENTIN H.D.B PARTY KREW DON‘T FUK WIT US WE WON‘T FUK WITCH YOU.YA WE MAY BE JUST A FEW,BUT BITCH WE‘LL OUT DRINK YOU.TOKIN AND CHOKIN WE‘RE ALL OUTSPOKEN.WE COME IN ALL SIZES AND GIVE DIFFRENT PRIZES WE ARE LOUD AND PROUD,WHITE AND BRITE.WE‘LL PARTY ALL NIGHT UNLESS IT ENDS IN A FIGHT.SO FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS AND ENJOY THE FLIGHT!

will you spank my panties?, you one time said to me
although i could not see it then, now i totally see
seeing you in those panties, shaking your little butt
you are really not a man, barry youre a total slut
showing off your panties, you asked, is this really wrong?
my answer is still YES to your pink silky lacey thong
you are a complete weirdo  a perverted stupid fuck
you can take your tiny panties and go find some guys to suck
you tried to tell me that your cock sucking was only in the past
but at a recent party, you were on your knees real fast
youll probably blush and tell me, thats simply not the case
but it was a good friend of mine, who came all over your face
at that party you wore panties that were thongs fire engine red
and before the night was done  you had gave three guys head
i hope youre totally embarrassed that lots of people know
and i hope they all remind you of it everywhere you go
everyone is talking about you, i just heard again today
with those panties and those headjobs...barry must be gay!
i think you want to be a female in the worst possible way
and after thinking about it, i too believe you are gay
there is no other answer, that to you may be a shock
but you slurp and gulp nonstop on tons and tons of cock
youll say, ive only sucked a few, an occasional guy
but we both know, panty barry, that is nothing but a lie
you see, i secretly read your journal, everything you wrote
how in the past one hundred guys shoved deep into your throat
how you savored all those hours and had so very much fun
sucking on all those cocks and swallowing so much cum
you are sure to be embarrassed, now that the truth is out
but honestly, panty barry, there was never any doubt
its true, it was obvious  ive known it for so long
from the first time that i saw you in that pink lace thong
you were begging for a spanking, like a slutty little tease
and as i spanked your panties, you moaned oh spank me please
i pounded your panties so hard that tears came to your eyes
and your pouty lips were hungry for a rockhard group of guys
your poor tushie was smarting  your world i really rocked
but barry you were thinking, i really want some cock!
so even though you wiggle your thong panties that you flaunt
everybody knows its really mouthfuls of cock you really want
though you seem to love cute panties and always wear a thong
i think that ive called you panty barry for far too long
so now you have a new name, and im gonna tell you what
forever youll be called, barry the cockgobbling cumslut

I thought I could be,da fuckin queen of england,
but no she wouldnt die so now im fucked.

There is a posability dat i cud fuckin kil her,
but no wts da point, she hasnt gt a dildo.

oh dildo, oh dildo, i wish i could aford 1
and once the fat bitch dies ill buy them all.

so once i aproch her i will get my nife out
and wen she falls down ill tke her thongs

in the future i will be nown as the queen of all
dildos and thongs for eternity

ohohohohohohohohohohoh ho ho ho ho...

queen::::: shut da fuck up u dykes

I dont want to b with you,
but i want to b with him.
Im not Chris Brown but,
"Baby, i just cant do it!"

I try not to answer ur phone calls,
but i wanna hear what you have to say.
Imm not Cherish but,
"Boy quit callin me!"

I dont wanna tell you that your not good enough,
but thats what you think i mean.
Im not Remy but,
"Im conceited, i gotta reason!"

Im not going to marry you,
but you wont quit asking.
Your not Jagged Edge so quit with the,
"MEET ME AT THE ALTER IN YOUR WHITE DRESS!"

I once had a Valentine,
It was in seventh grade.
He smiled at me,
I thought this was grand,
I thought I had my relationship made,
I thought I could be,
What I always wanted.
Taken.
HAH! It seems so foolish,
Now that I look back.

As I sat down to read,
His Valentine to me,
I sat upon a tack.
It turns it had been placed there,
Especially for me,
It seems this was part of,
His grand old scheme
But he is no longer laughing,
For as you can see,
I shoved his face up in his ass,
Just where it should be,
And this is what happens,
When you mess with me!

i been denied all the best ultrasex
i been denied all the best ultrasex

i – i tried to consume just like a super faggot
i got some dude
how can y‘all bring a muthafucka something so good he couldn‘t
say no
you nailed me hard
i love ‘em when they don‘t give a motherfucking shit
i could‘ve been someone instead of falling flat upon my ass

dig me now and fuck me later
and sing it to the tune of faggot faggot faggot
oh – dig me now and fuck me later
and sing it with the...

i been denied all the best ultra sex
i been denied all the best ultra sex

i – i could‘ve been a star
it freaks me out when i sound just like my mom
i could‘ve rocked the spot
instead of being just another faggot like i am
i played that shit straight
blowin‘ suckas on the side hopin‘ i get laid
now everybody knows
no way in hell i can ever live it down

dig me now and fuck me later
and sing it to the tune of faggot faggot faggot
ow – dig me now and fuck me later
and sing it with the...

i been denied all the best ultra sex
i been denied all the best ultra sex

i could‘ve been someone instead of falling flat upon my ass

dig me now and fuck me later
and sing it to the tune of faggot faggot faggot
ow – dig me now and fuck me later
and sing it with the...

i been denied all the best ultra sex
i been denied all the best ultra sex
molest

faggot faggot faggot faggot (4x)

STIX and STONES may break my BONES
BUT..WHIPS and CHAINS xcite me!!!
So.. THROW me DOWN and TIE me up
cum on and SHOW ME DAT YOU LYKE ME!!S


THIS IS DEDICATED TO ALL YOU GURLS
WHO LIKE TO JUST BE CRAZY

at school lunch
i had to munch
the most disgusting things
it kinda tastes like shoe strings
it made me feel all funny inside
i was terrified
all of a sudden
i heard a big boom
ah excuse me
wheres the bathroom?!

when you cry
i cry
when you laugh
i laugh
when you fall down
i laugh even harder

It starts as a seed,

That you plant in the ground.

It turns into weed,

Which you smoke from a bong.


It makes you feel strange,

Makes you fidgit and twitch.

It makes you happy and glad,

Makes you want more of it.


You spot your bag and you point,

You look at your friend and you say,

"I‘ll light up a joint,

If you pass that my way."


You lick and you fold,

You pack it in tight.

The joint has been rolled,

It‘s a beautiful sight.


You hit that shit up.

Puff, Puff, the smoke flows.

You pass it this way,

As a smile is shone.


A startling sound,

Puts a frown on your face.

Not a knock, but a pound,

Your heart starts to race.


You creep to the door

And slowly take a peek.

Laughing, you fall to the floor,

For it‘s only your friend, the Geek.


He‘s small as a runt,

But has lungs made for three,

He‘s the kid of Big Blunts,

And he‘ll smoke em‘ for free.


So you invite him on in,

And you give him a chair.

He sparks up a blunt,

Pulls a hit like a bear.


Now down from the attic,

Comes your pal, AL.

He‘s got a bottle of plastic,

And it‘s full of Vodka.


He‘s come to pay rent,

And he only pays in Nuggs.

He lives in your basement,

There he sits and he chugs.


He walks in the room,

And stumbles a bit.

His words are all slurred,

You tell him to sit.


He plops on a chair,

And just sits for a while.

Runs his hands through his hair,

Then begins to smile.


He pulls out an "O",

Of the number one shit.

Nuggs with a glow,

Time for a hit.


So you pack up the pipe,

And you give it a light.

It smells and tastes good.

It‘s a stoner‘s delight.


By the end of the night,

When you feel all burnt out,

Smoke one more bowl,

Then pass out on the couch.

i dont smile like i used to, or laugh like i did before, all i know that my life has changed, and its all your fault, and now i hate it even more. Every little thing reminds me of the things we did together like the first song[that factoria song] we listen together, and when they play our song in the radio, i cant help to think of you. and when i used to see ur face in the hallways, it just reminds me of our past, the good and bad times, and making me wish it could have lasted a bit longer, but now u dont even care about me that much as before , u just moved on and when u loojk at me, u dont even take a second glance to make sure that i am ok .every night i cant help myself , but to let my tears fall, even though u dont deverse them , cause you hurted me so much, but some days i still wish for that one phone call from u. i really dont know why i cant stop thiking of u , i try so hard to forget u and hate u , but nothing but sweetness do i find . why did u make fall in love with u? if it was only a lie . i just wish that i ever said hello so then then i wouldn‘t have to say goodbye. you dont even understand how nuch u meant to me and still do. cause to you it was only a game, i even bet that in a few years, you wont even remeber my name, which i hope i wont forget urs. its sad, how i though that it was true when u told me that me and u would last foever and told me that u loved me. how i wasted so much time trying to fix ur relationship, when u told me u would wait for me but u were loving someone else. and now thatit is over, you are now with her and i am here heratbroken, and what to do iam not sure, because i still love u .