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*WE SHOULD BE AT THE RIVER*
By: LCM , CA



TODAY I FEEL GREAT
TODAY I FEEL GOOD
I WOULD BE DRIVING
IF I ONLY COULD

TODAY IT IS WARM
TODAY IT IS SUNNY
I'D TAKE YOU TO LUNCH
IF I ONLY HAD MONEY

TODAY HAS BEEN QUIET
TODAY HAS BEEN NICE
I GOT THIS CUTE LITTLE JACKET
AT THE THRIFT STORE HALF PRICE

TODAY I'M IN LOVE
TODAY LOVES ME BACK
TODAY'S FILLED WITH LIGHT
WHEN YESTERDAYS' BLACK

YESTERDAY'S GONE
TOMORROW WILL COME
AND THERE'S A TAN TO BE HAD
AND I'LL GET ME ONE

Submitted On: 06/16/08
life
By: haley , KY



sex,drugs,rock&roll
speed,weed & birth control
lifes a bitch &than
you die so fuck the
world & lets get high.

Submitted On: 01/25/08
life
By: haley , KY



sex,drugs,rock&roll
speed,weed & birth control
lifes a bitch &than
you die so fuck the
world & lets get high.

Submitted On: 01/25/08
To My Friend
By: bailey , FL


Originaly Authored by: Frankie

To my friend,
I give you this gift.
1995 the year we befriend,
2007 still swift.

Be by your side, I will,
Whenever you are ill,
Even for the thrills.

Grown as sisters,
Threw personal twisters.
We will always be hyper,
Never old like a diaper.

Although we fight,
It will always be alright,
By the end of night.

Threw all our crazy antics,
We will find time to be lonley romantics.

Even when I don‘t have time,
I will find it to make such a rhyme.

This is your day,
12 years today,
No more delay,
For this is the gift.

Can you believe 12 years now,
With crazy friendship vows.
Random,rythmic,rhymes, is all you got,
But our friendship never forgot.

Submitted On: 10/11/07
summer lovin
By: Baley




LIFE WITH U IS SO SWEET
SUMMER TIME CAN‘T BE BEAT
HOLDING HANDS
CROSS THE SAND
OUR EYES MEET
ENTANGLED FEET
FRIENDS NO MORE
A WHOLE NEW RELATIONSHIP IN SORE
IM READY TO BE UR GIRL
AND EVERYTHING IN UR WORLD
SHOW ME HOW TO LOVE LIKE NO OTHER
BUT ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS STAY CLEAR FROM MY MOTHER.

Submitted On: 08/14/07
To See A Fly
By: James S. Bull Email Me



To see a fly,
but a mere twinkle in my eye.
Of irrelevence to many,
yet something still,
may evoke contemplation if you will.

Its path irratic and wings seemingly static,
piercing through the air,
oblivious to my blinding stare...

And upon its fall from grace,
as if to suddenly recognise my face,
it stops.

Silence presently ensue‘s,
adjusting to a loss,
so seemingly small,
yet of consequence,
undue.

Submitted On: 06/26/07
little poem of life
By: josey , CA Email Me


Originaly Authored by: photobucket icon

sex, drugs, and rock–n–roll
speed, weed, and birth control
lifes a bitch until we die
so fuck this world lets get high

Submitted On: 04/13/07
You chose him over me?
By: Sam Flame , CA Email Me



You choose a guy over a lady?

How do you feel with no heart?
Well you took mine away–that's a start
You can use it to replace your own
Maybe love with a better tone
But I know I'm asking too much when I say
Can't you find love in the opposite sex?
You could have told me before I was sucking your neck
But no you hid the truth until I found you in bed
With two half–necked small tiny men

Submitted On: 04/07/07
fuck violets
By: Jaydias , IN Email Me



red is for a rose green is for grass man dont hogg it all it was to pass!

Submitted On: 04/03/07
girls
By: hannah , UK


Originaly Authored by: hannah

girls are about flip flops belly tops,lemonade in da shade,blue skys hot guys,late nights water fights, ice cream sweet dreams, party time looking fine,sleeping in sneacking out, thats what us girls are all about

Submitted On: 03/22/07
Fucking fool
By: Annie Bussell , OK



Jesse James was a fucking fool,
he fucked his teacher on the first day of skool.
Bet a 100 dollars he could fuck a 100 girls
Fucked 98 till his balls turned blue.
backed of jacked of fucked the other 2.
Well Jesse James went to hell he fuck the mother devil and he fucked her well.
9 little devils runnin down the hall ,
Catch that bastard before he fucks us all!!

Submitted On: 02/20/07
stoner rule
By: sexiistoner , Canada Email Me



Toke Till U Choke
–––––––
Stoners Rule!!!!

Party hardy rock and roll
Drink a forty smoke a bowl
We are Stoners
We have class
Mess with us
We‘ll kick your ass
For all you preps
Who think you‘re cool
Shut the fuck up
Cause stoners rule
Pot is a plant
That grows in the ground
If god didn‘t want it
It wouldn‘t be around
Life Sucks
And then you die
So fuck it all
And lets get high
Stoners live
And stoners die
But in the end
We all got high
So if in life
You don‘t succed
Just fuck it all
And smoke some weed

Submitted On: 01/18/07
To All The Preps
By: Jordan , MI Email Me


Originaly Authored by: .

All You Preps Are Gay,

When It Comes To Weed You Say Know Way,

Thats Why All The Stonerz Think Your Stupid

All You Do Is Be Like Cupid

Saying Who Should Go Out

And Who Is Stupid

So All You Preps That Don‘t Smoke "Grass"

All I Have To Say Is:

You Can Kiss My Ass!!!ᄀᄀᄀ


Submitted On: 11/26/06
party hardy
By: amber , NM Email Me



party hardy
rock n roll
slam a forty
pack a bowl
life‘s a bitch
then you die
fuck the world
let‘s get high

Submitted On: 11/19/06
Fuck a Duck
By: LD Email Me


Originaly Authored by: unknown

Fuck Fuck Fuck a Duck
Screw a kangeroo
binga bang an arangatain
and your girlfriend too.

Submitted On: 07/22/06
A Good Friend
By: Kasey D , OH



A good friend will come and bail you out of jail,...
but a true friend...will be sitting next to you saying
"Damn that was fun!"



Submitted On: 06/20/06
Friends
By: Kasey D , NE



i got ur back
you got mine,
ill help you out
anytime!
to see you hurt,
to see you cry,
makes me weep
and want to die
and if you agree
to never fight
it wouldnt matter
whose wrong or right
if a broken heart
needs a mend
ill be right there
till the end
if your cheeks are wet
from drops of tears
dont worry
let go of your Fears
hand in hand
love id sent,
we‘ll be friends
till the end?....?

Submitted On: 06/20/06
a sin not
By: amber , MN



a man who drinks
gets drunk
a man who gets drunk
falls asleep
a man who falls asleep
does not sin
a man who does not sin
goes 2 heavon
so lets all drink
and go 2 heavon!!!
–amen–

Submitted On: 05/31/06
KISS MA ASS
By: ALLY , CA



FUCK A DUCK IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK
EAT SHIT BE HAPPY
KISS MA ASS ITS A BOY
GO AWAY!

Submitted On: 04/29/06
ADHITYA
By: adhitya , MD Email Me



A kool kid
D own from nepal
H appily plays soccer
I s a role model
T op of the world
Y eah!!!
A dhitya thats who I am!!!

Submitted On: 04/25/06
 
 
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