Pros & Cons

Now for the Pros! And don't forget to read the Cons on page one, and the funny comments on page three.

**Special thanks to Jen who volunteered her time and effort to help get this page updated!**

Pros

(Keep in mind that these pros are NOT true for ALL men!!)

* Kill bugs

* Take out the trash

* A date for holidays & weddings (According to MTL, this is not true and if they do go to weddings, they bitch about it.)

* Eat Leftovers (From Ebonique)

* If you get a really good one....they'll buy you things (From Rose)

* They mow the grass (From MTL)

* Can always be found when we need sex (From LW)

* They give you a place to warm your feet when you’re cold. (From Louise R.)

* Sometimes they are sweet (From Hoshokuten and Kandie)

* Buy you things (From Hoshokuten and Kandie)

* Go places together (From Hoshokuten and Kandie)

* Good for moving heavy equipment (From Hoshokuten and Kandie)

* Can change tires (From Hoshokuten and Kandie)

* Take the garbage out when asked (From Hoshokuten and Kandie)

* Go get medicine when you're sick (From Hoshokuten and Kandie)

* Will all die EVENTUALLY (From Micromachine)

* Make good money (From Susan T.)

* Can be your best friend and your boyfriend at the same time (From Julie)

* If they're cute, they're good to show off (From Sbbroadus)

* Are easily manipulated with sex (From Michelle B.)

* If he's a good one, he will give you his jacket when it's cold out (From Kristine)

* Are naturally expected to pay when you two go out (From Kristine)

* Always ready and willing and in the mood for sex (From Dru)

* The sports-fans are easy to neglect for long periods and keep plenty of beer and snack foods on hand (From Dru)

* Will lower an automechanic's repair estimate with their mere presence at the shop, even if they know less about cars than you do (From Dru)

* If they're your brothers, they'll at least offer to kick the shit out of your asshole ex-boyfriends for you (From Dru)

* Always there to protect you when you are in trouble (From Dru)

* Can make you warm when its cold outside (From Avius C.)

* A few tugs and they're ready for sex (From Angel S.)

* Can *fix* your car (From Angel S.)

* Know exactly what to say to make you feel better (From Xsimply)

* Make good friends (From Xsimply)

* Some will be a gentleman and open the door for you (From rdjmyers)

* Open jars (From Janice K.)

* Can usually unclog the toilet - this is the only time they will ever approach it in terms of performing a household chore (From Janice K.)

* Will usually volunteer to get your car serviced or inspected (From Janice K.)

* At least they have a penis. It might be small but at least they have it - most of the time (From SS)

* Know where that dipstick thing is on the car (From Urbanbbb)

* They genuinely care about the women they love (From Sladylace)

* Buy you expensive gifts (From KeepIt2ge)

* Take care of your finances for you (From KeepIt2ge)

* Put gas in the car for you (From KeepIt2ge)

* Can easily be "whipped" (From KeepIt2ge)

* Good for moving large furniture (From Elora D.)

* Their presence makes it less likely that other dumb men will hit on you (From Elora D.)

* As friends, be there for you no matter what and give you good advice on dating guys (From Elora D.)

* Girls feels safe with their boyfriends (From Amanda)

* Hold you when you are upset..if you got a good guy (From Angel02Model)

* Something to laugh at (From Laura F.)

* If you find one that can go for hours, keep him (From Danie)

* Rubs your back when you had a really hard day (From Felisha)

* When they sneak up behind you and wrap their arms around your shoulders and kiss your neck (From Sammy)

* Have dicks (From EvlGoddess)

* You can get them to do ANYTHING if you just tell them you'll "make it worth his while" (From Laura)

* If they like to cook, it's not hard to get them to make you dinner if they think they might get sex out of the deal (From Laura)

* If you're really mad at them, it's TOO EASY to get them back by giving them blue balls (From Laura)

* Nice to cuddle up with when you're upset or cold (From Sara)

* Make you smile when you hear their voice (From Sara)

* Get that sad look whenever they know you're mad (From Allison F.)

* Worry constantly about you even if you're totally safe (From Allison F.)

* Get that hurt look if you move back when they touch you (From Allison F.)

* Care about you so much that when you get hurt, they feel sad about it even if it's a little thing (From Gaby)

* You always have someone there that would be willing to do anything for you - well for the first few weeks or so (From Saralu)

* Gives you a big arm to wrap up in and a chest and heart beat to fall asleep with. (From The brat, OK)

* Can be made to feel guilty so easily. (From Lauren)

* You can easily manipulate them into giving you compliments. (From Boyssuck)

* Doesn't want to share you with other guys because he thinks you are that special and doesn't want to lose you. (From StuyGal, NY)

* Doesn't mind sleeping on the wet spot and cleans up the mess he made. (From StuyGal, NY)

* Has yummy arm muscles that I like to grope. (From StuyGal, NY)

* Envisions you being the mother of his babies. (From StuyGal, NY)

* Brings you Jello and Soup when you get sick. (From ILoveFrogs, NJ)

* Strokes your hair when you put your head on their shoulder. (From ILoveFrogs, NJ)

* Wears the shirt you got them even though its totally not their style. (From ILoveFrogs, NJ)

* Treats you like you are their little princess, and are willing to take care of you no matter what happens! (From Tigger, Canada)

* The first couple of weeks of dating he makes you smile for no reason. (From Llavender, FL)

* If you've had a horrible, rotten day, they can make you laugh and help you forget about it. (From Amanda, OR)

* Their boxers make great shorts! (From DLynn, LA)

* Finds it an amazing pasttime to watch you do your make-up or wash your hair. (From Brande Mae, NY)

* Finds out what your favorite candy bar is and then surprises you with 7 jumbo sized ones for no special occaision (From Brande Mae, NY)

* Knows just the right way to pursuade you and buy you things even when you tell him not to waste all his money on you. (From Brande Mae, NY)

* When you're in his arms how safe and warm and loved it makes you feel. (From Brande Mae, NY)

* How time goes by so fast with him. (From Brande Mae, NY)

* How he always insists on buying lunch. (From Brande Mae, NY)

* Without them women will not be "superior", you need them for comparing. (From Satanclaus)

* Good to cuddle with in bed. (From Valvlopardo)

* Sends cute notes while they are away. (From Valvlopardo)

* The way you can smell their cologne when they're not around and it reminds you of him. (From Valvlopardo)

* The way he makes you feel when he has roses sent to your house. (From Valvlopardo)

* The way he says I love you in front of his parents and friends. (From Valvlopardo)

* When you're scared he makes you feel like nothing is wrong. (From Valvlopardo)

* The way he touches your face so gently with his big hands. (From Valvlopardo)

* The way he washes your hair in the shower. (From Valvlopardo)

Have more pros or cons? Send them in. Let's see how long we can make these lists. (And see which one is the longest!)