Pros & Cons

I want to be fair to men. (OK, I really just want another excuse to insult them.) So I figured that with your help, I'd list all of their pros and cons. What I need you to do is e-mail me and tell me all the annoying, frustrating, rude, stupid, and awful things that men do. Or the good things. For this section, I just need a one sentence response. If you want to vent about the problem, check out the Rants & Raves page.

Yet another section had to be expanded! We are really growing thanks to your contributions. Now, the Cons are listed on this page, the Pros on page two, and there's a third page for related comments that made me laugh.

Now...let's analyze those men!

**Special thanks to Jen who volunteered her time and effort to help get this page updated!**

Cons

We'll start with Cons because after all, we hate men. And what do you bet this column is much, much longer than the Pros? By the way, since you've submitted so much and it is so long, some things may be listed more than once. If you notice a duplicate, please let me know!

* Lie

* Cheat

* Say they will call and don't

* Only think of sex

* Refuse to ask for directions

* Flip channels with the remote when you're trying to watch something

* Leave you to do all the housework

* Leave you to take care of the baby

* Act like idiots when they get around their friends (or assholes according to Rachel D.)

* Care only about looks

* Act like kids

* Leave the toilet seat up

* Pee all over the bathroom

* Fall asleep after sex

* Only interested in his enjoyment of sex

* Lazy

* Watch too much sports and ignore you while they're on

* Always want to go see action movies and never the romantic ones

* Try to tell you what to do

* Don't take "No" for an answer

* Insensitive

* Look at porn

* Act like babies when they are sick

* Don't listen

* Don't communicate well

* Never want to talk about their feelings or the relationship

* Act macho

* Can wear the same pair of underwear or socks for a week and not care

* Burp and fart and then laugh about it

* Leave their dirty clothes all over the house

* Scratch themselves in public

* Be late for everything

* Blame everything on PMS

* Talk to your breasts instead of your face

* Say they love you just to get sex

* Have big egos or are insecure - no in between

* Talk during your favorite TV show but bitch if you talk during theirs

* Backseat drive

* Comb their hair across their head to (unsuccessfully) hide the fact that they're balding

* Cannot spell

* Never admit they are wrong

* Never apologize

* Flex their muscles and think they are better looking than they really are

* Give you stupid excuses when they've been caught in a lie or doing something bad

* Assume that anyone who doesn't like them is a lesbian

* Forget anniversaries and birthdays

* They can't get sex right (From Ebonique)

* Ogle at and flirt with other girls (From Jasmine)

* Remember that a girl smiled at him rather than your birthday (From Jasmine)

* Break promises (From Jasmine)

* Say they are busy when they are really home watching TV (From Jasmine)

* Has sex with you then has his friend take you home (From Jetjims)

* Have their stupid friends over all the time (From Jetjims)

* Ask for your number but never call - or wait a week (From LW)

* Selfish (From Hoshokuten and Kandie)

* Sleep with your friends (From Hoshokuten and Kandie)

* Always blaming things on us (From Hoshokuten and Kandie)

* Smile when you know they are lying (From Hoshokuten and Kandie)

* Never call you back when they say they will (From Hoshokuten and Kandie)

* Stink up the place (From Hoshokuten and Kandie)

* Have Work issues (From Hoshokuten and Kandie)

* Use other people's credit (From Hoshokuten and Kandie)

* Pick their noses in public (From Hoshokuten and Kandie & From LoriBeth)

* Eat everything in sight (From Hoshokuten and Kandie)

* Never buy anything (From Hoshokuten and Kandie)

* Have stinking feet (From Hoshokuten and Kandie)

* Are still breathing (From Micromachine)

* Chase you for months, then lose interest once they know you have become interested (From Micromachine)

* Call you all week and disappear on the weekend (From Micromachine)

* Assume you ll be there when they get ready to pay attention to you (From Micromachine)

* Are inconsiderate male chauvinist pigs (From Susan T.)

* Like to make you feel stupid (From Susan T.)

* Never like your ideas (From Susan T.)

* Like kids unless they are their step-kids (From Susan T.)

* Hypocritical (From Vannado)

* Don't take out trash (From Sophia)

* Don't eat leftovers (From Sophia)

* Don't buy you things (From Sophia)

* Don't mow the lawn (From Sophia)

* Can't always be found when you need sex, but they can wake you up in the middle of the night because poor Willy needs something. And if they don't get it, they become MAJOR jerks. (From Sophia)

* Use women for sex (From Sheepstar67)

* Use being drunk as an excuse for cheating (From Sheepstar67)

* Remember their old girlfriend's first and last name, but ask them the name of your wedding coordinator. (From Robyn E.)

* Avoid you when they think you'll get angry or upset (From Rachel D.)

* You give them oral sex and you please them to the fullest but they try to return the favor and never achieve it (From Shaki)

* Tend to think that their feelings are more important than yours (From Ginny)

* Think they're smarter than you (From Michelle J.)

* Feel sorry for themselves (From Michelle J.)

* Think they can find somebody better than you (From Michelle J.)

* Think since they're cheating on you, you must be cheating on them (From Michelle J.)

* Think just because you talk to them that you're hot for them (From Michelle J.)

* Think it's okay to reach up your shirt after you just met them at a party because you're drunk (From Michelle J.)

* Fat, irritating, loser guys actually believe they're going to hook up with a hot babe (From Michelle J.)

* Don't have a problem with trying to have sex with 14 year old girls (when they're already way out of high school) (From Michelle J.)

* ALWAYS have a new girl within a week after you break up then he tries to tell you he's not happy with her and he wants you back..so why don't you get a room somewhere with him (From Michelle J.)

* Give mixed messages or start flirting and then you find out they have a girlfriend (From Kristi Ann)

* Pretends to be Prince Charming...reels you in...plays on your emotions...takes advantage of your very best self...then turns out to be Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde...leaving you to pick up the pieces after he's wreaked havoc with your life.... (From Erica R.)

* They ignore you when you talk to them on the phone (From Anna)

* They treat their friends better than you (From Anna)

* They check out other girls, but it's taboo for us to check out other guys (From Anna)

* They accuse us of shifting the blame when THEY ARE WRONG (From Anna)

* They'll blow off all their money on themselves before even considering spending any on you (From Anna)

* They hang up on you (From Anna)

* They yell at you, but you can't yell at them back (From Anna)

* They don't tend to your feelings (From Anna)

* They accuse us of trying to get pity when we're really upset and need comfort (From Anna)

* They can't accept a compliment because they are 'too good' (From Anna)

* They act like they are above you and are perfect (From Anna)

* They believe their own lies (From Letme47)

* Will listen to what their friends say before their girlfriends!! (From Kristine P.)

* Hate it when you say you need to talk to them...they avoid "talks" (From Kristine P.)

* Will leave you for another woman (From Kristy C.)

* Never have time for you because they are working but always have time to take out other girls (From JMPSRVIVR)

* Kiss you and lead you on (From JMPSRVIVR)

* Think about other women while fucking you (From inimicusa)

* Never remember your name (From inimicusa)

* Keep their ex-girlfriends pictures - on the wall by their bed!! (From inimicusa)

* Keep nude pictures of their ex-girlfriends (From inimicusa)

* Always want other women (From inimicusa)

* Always wants someone else to join during sex - other women (From inimicusa)

* Dream of your hot friends (From inimicusa)

* Dream of the hot girl in school with the big TITS (From inimicusa)

* Always want the blonde (From inimicusa)

* Wants to stick "it" in the weirdest places (From inimicusa)

* Fantasizes about another woman while "making love" to you (From inimicusa)

* Just all around treat you like SHIT (From inimicusa)

* Leave the toilet seat up and you end up waking up in the middle of the night, still half asleep, and go to sit down, and fall in (From Gerri Anne)

* Expect to be showered with gratitude and hot-monkey-sex for buying you a cheap, tasteless gift for your birthday (From Dru)

* Expect to be showered with gratitude and hot-monkey-sex for washing the dishes once annually (From Dru)

* Think that grabbing a bag of garbage from the kitchen and tossing it into an outdoor dumpster is the total work effort equivalent of all other household chores combined, including childcare (From Dru)

* Can't understand why you feel so threatened by their participating in a little harmless flirtation, then get hugely bunged up when you mention that another guy happens to be attractive (From Dru)

* Hit on women way out of their league and criticize the looks of women within their own aesthetic ballpark (From Dru)

* Never stop doing that thing that annoys you no matter how nicely, how brutally, or how persistently you ask or tell them to stop it (From Dru)

* Tell them you don't like seafood, they make reservations at a seafood restaurant (From Dru)

* Tell them you find red roses obvious and unoriginal, next occasion they buy you three dozen red-friggin'-roses (From Dru)

* Say they want to see you, so you don't make any plans for that day, then when they don't call you on that pre-arranged day so you eventually have to call them, they are out with their friends while you're stuck home doing nothing because all your friends have gone out without you because you told them you were seeing him (From David A.)

* Eat off your plate at dinner even though you're not done and act like it shouldn't bother you (From CGPTG)

* They help carry heavy stuff - even if it is just to puff up their ego (From Brooke S.)

* Have the power to make you forgive them by saying that they love you (From Charlie)

* Will go out to a club and make out with another male when you're right around the corner (From aurquidez)

* Go home after having sex with you instead of hanging out and say it's because they want to sleep in their own bed in which you can actually feel the springs in your back (From CLoopieGirl)

* Think that once they blow sex is over (From Angel S.)

* Dont appreciate all the plucking/waxing/shaving/etc. we do to look good (From Angel S.)

* Act like dogs when their friends are around and expect you to be all for it (From Jenny)

* Lie about lying (From Christina)

* Act like they don't know how to give a back massage (From Christina)

* Blame girls for gossiping and think we don't notice that they do it too (From Christina)

* Expect girls to work, take care of the house, kids, dinner and them, but they will only go to work, come home, and be catered to (From Christina)

* Pick flowers from your own yard and give them to you (From Sheryl)

* Cook them a lavish dinner and they ask, "Did you lose an earing at my place?"...when you didn't lose an earring at his place (From Sheryl)

* Use "women's lib" as an excuse to not to open the door for you (From Christina)

* Take the day off from work to make love to you, and at the end of the week, don't remember taking the day off (From Sheryl)

* Act like gentlemen when you are dating and act like jerks after you have fallen for them (From Christina)

* Act like monogamy is rocket science (From Christina)

* Drink all of the milk, smoke your last cigarette, eat all the fruit and leave you the pits (From Sheryl)

* Volunteer to take out the trash after you've already done it (From Sheryl)

* Blame the car breaking down or blame traffic on everything (From Christina)

* Never around on moving day (From Sheryl)

* Want you after you are long gone (From Christina)

* Stop to answer the door when making love (From Christina)

* Bring the car home on empty when you have somewhere to go (From Sheryl)

* Can't save money (From Christina)

* Are too tight with their money (From Sheryl)

* They lie to get you in bed then, when they get what they want, their real colors show (From Sladylace)

* Everything else in their lives is so much more important than you are and if you bitch about that, they always seem to be able to make you feel guilty about bitching about it (From Plynwithfire)

* Always broke if you wanna go somewhere or do something but if they wanna go out, there's plenty (From Plynwithfire)

* Will be hitting on the girl standing next to you but the minute she turns him down, he starts hitting on you (From Leah)

* Out to screw as many girls as possible (From Leah)

* Only want to have sex because you're their next conquest (From Leah)

* Keep talking to you because they think they still have a chance to get into your pants (From Leah)

* Try to get you drunk just so they can have sex with you (From Whurlygurl)

* Break up with you on New Year's Eve night and leave you no other alternative than to take their friends home (From Badhaircut)

* When you aren't interested, they try to analyze why instead of just asking (From KeepIt2ge)

* Want the relationship but not you (From KeepIt2ge)

* Brag about how hot they are when they aren't (From KeepIt2ge)

* Think you are more stupid than you really are (From KeepIt2ge)

* Assume there's something wrong with you when you aren't interested (From KeepIt2ge)

* Try to get with people young enough to be their children (From KeepIt2ge)

* You can't shatter their ego in any way, or else the world is over (From KeepIt2ge)

* Compliment themselves more than you (From KeepIt2ge)

* Act differently when around their friends (From KeepIt2ge)

* Can go out and do whatever they please but expect you to sit home waiting for when they're ready to be with you (From KeepIt2ge)

* Think spending money is all they need to do to satisfy you (From KeepIt2ge)

* Buy you a fake ring and think you won't realize that gold shouldn't turn your finger green (From KeepIt2ge)

* Have the brain I had when I was 11 (From KeepIt2ge)

* Write REALLY bad love letters (From KeepIt2ge)

* Either a Daddy's boy or a Mama's boy (From NPD)

* Negative in my positive world (From Shauna J)

* Apologize when they do something wrong and the next day they do it again (From Bubbleious)

* Say they're going to call you and then play video games with their dumb friends instead and then don't say a word about the fact that they didn't call you when they see you the next day (From Alex)

* Make plans with you to do something and then don't call until about eight o'clock, forcing you to sit there all day wondering when you're going to actually get together (From Alex)

* Ask you if you're horny - I've even had one ask me on a scale of one to ten how horny I was (From Alex)

* Hang out with their friends a lot more than they do with you (From Alex)

* Treat you like crap without realizing that YOU COULD DO SO MUCH BETTER and will only put up with their bullshit for so long (From Alex)

* Force you to watch hunting videos with names like "Buck Masters 6" (From Alex)

* Are crap at making conversations that don't deal with hunting, cars, sports, or snowmobiles (From Alex)

* Send rollercoaster like signals that turn you into an big emotional wreck that doesn't know how to act (From Alex)

* Have no taste whatsoever in jewelry but still buy it for you and expect you to wear it (From Alex)

* Are either not sweet at all or sickeningly obsessed corny sweet. No middle ground here ladies (From Alex)

* Send letters after you've broken up saying things like "Friendship..what a joke!" and "Goodbye--for good!!".(From Alex)

* Have multiple personalities (From Bruna)

* Call you when THEY feel like it (From Bruna)

* Hit on your friends right in front of you (From Bruna)

* Don't appreciate all the things you do for them (From Bruna)

* Turn their back on you if there's another female around (From Bruna)

* One day they're sweet and gentle, and the next day they avoid you completely (From Bruna)

* Don't know what (or who) they want (From Bruna)

* Receive lots of gifts but never give any (From Bruna)

* Never apologize (From Bruna)

* Tell you through Instant Messenger that your're getting a vaccum cleaner for Christmas then proceed to tell you about this "hot chick" who came into the grocery store that afternoon (From onegrtnurs)

* Cheat on you and then act like its your fault (From trthhurts)

* Always expects you to forgive and forget...even when they dont deserve it (From trthhurts)

* Never want to commit (From trthhurts)

* Start sweating the moment you mention the "M" word (From trthhurts)

* Swear that just because they go to work, nothing you ever do around the house (cooking, cleaning, laundry, homework, kids) is ever as much as what they do (From trthhurts)

* Break your heart when you least expect it and then act like you are old friends when you see them out in public (From MB)

* Act like they don't care at all about you when they are with their friends (From MB)

* Don't pay attention to you when you want them to, especially when you are trying to make them jealous (From MB)

* Still manage take up space in your heart, even when they have hurt you more than anyone before (From MB)

* Can flirt with you but if you flirt back, you're a tease (From Becky)

* Ignore when you tell them to do something, and then they do the complete opposite and get mad when you question them (From Hartlyftr)

* Are cynical assholes (From Angelique D.)

* Have Double standards (From Davita P.)

* Think It's acceptable for women to be gay but unacceptable for men to be gay just as long as they get a piece of the action (From Davita P.)

* Make it so that all porn these days is nothing but girl on girl action (From Davita P.)

* Never show themselves during love scenes but girls have to show everything (From Davita P.)

* It's really easy for them to forget you're having a fight and go out with their friends while you stay home and stew (From Kate O.)

* Write "love" letters, which are perfect for wiping our vengeful, shitty asses with. Try it! Just think what you' ll save not buying toilet paper! (From Micromachine)

* Expect blondes to laugh at dumb blonde jokes, when they're obviously more stupid than the blondes (From Elora D.)

* Show up three hours late, without calling or giving a good excuse, and then get pissed when you no longer want to do what you planned three hours ago (From Elora D.)

* Tell you all about dropping $100 on a new "toy" (game,electronics, pda) over dinner, then proceed to complain about not having any money and hint that you should pick up the check (From Elora D.)

* Sit and sulk when you ask them to stay home rather than go out because you're very ill and don't want to be left alone (From Elora D.)

* Pretend that their true motivations are somehow secret, not abundantly clear to any woman who hasn't been lobotomized (From Elora D.)

* Insist that they're not thinking/feeling anything in particular even though they're walking around like an irate bull with an elephant up its ass (From Elora D.)

* Never listen, even though they tell you they do (From Lisa K.)

* Can never do anything for themselves (From Lisa K.)

* When we're upset about them making rude comments, it's our fault (From Lisa K.)

* Can't dress themselves (From Lisa K.)

* Think sex solves every problem (From Tisha)

* Have an innate "blame-shifter". Somehow, if you bring an issue up with a male, you end up apologizing!! (From Kirsten B.)

* Say they will come over so you wait up all night for them. then when you try to call them when it is 2 in the morning and they're still not there their phone is "unavailable". (From Laura N.)

* Always try to make you look like someone else... "You should cut your hair like hers or dye it like hers or dress like her...." (From Lisa)

* Are gone forever and never call to tell you where they are and when they will be coming home, which is usually a couple of days later, smelling of alchol and having lipstick all over their collar (From XxVaMpYGiRlxX)

* Think they' re doing you a favour by wanting you as their girlfriend (From an Vanderstraeten)

* STUBBORN as all hell and refuse to admit they need help from a girl (From Andrea)

* Run away from their problems (From Andrea)

* Will talk to their friends about their problems instead of talking to you (From Andrea)

* Won't tell their friends they have a girlfriend 'cause they're not "emotional" in public, even though they expect it from you! (From Andrea)

* We are sluts and "ho"s if we have sex on the first night but they get off scott clean (From Angel02Model)

* Are all lowdown, scum-sucking, lying, cheating assholes (From Angela R.)
* Think they are so good in bed when in all actuality, the only way you can get pleased during sex with them is to either do it yourself or have a threesome with another woman (From Angela R.)

* Think that they are gods when all they really are are scared little boys looking for a piece of ass (From Angela R.)

* Are f*cking child molesters, I mean hardly any guys would give a second thought to sleeping with some 15 or 16 y/o girl. And the ones that would give it a second thought, would think then go ahead and do it too. STUPID BASTARD PIGS! (From Christine)

* Practically devote themselves to trying to get with you, and then when they've got you, they need their space (From Elise)

* Leave your shower or tub nasty when they finish bathing (From Joy)

* Pay more attention to their friends and not their wives (From Ranai W.)

* Can stay up all night to bowl (From Ranai W.)

* Change their minds too fucking much...what do they really want? (From Shoniset)

* Will ask you if you've considered breast implants but can't stand the thought of you asking them for a penis enlargement (From KiKi C.)

* The words guy and asshole pig are practically synonymous (From Laura F.)

* Never listen to you when you think it's really important. (From ktfrank)

* Ask you to get a breast enlargement when his dick is the size of a twinky hard solid (From Monica S.)

* Always"forget" their wallet when they go with you to an expensive restaurant but have it when they go with another girl (From Kords)

* Refuse to get up and change the channel on the TV and insist on looking for the remote until they can find it (From Kords)

* Can complain about your makeup and hair stuff on the counter in the bathroom but you can't say anything when they leave the toilet seat up or when they miss the friggin' thing (From Kords)

* Won't hold the door for their girlfriend but will hold the door for a "hot babe" with big tits! (From Kords)

* Expect you to look like gwen stefani 24/7 when they look far from your dream guy (From Dominique T.)

* Only want to be with you as long as you do everything your way (From Dominique T.)

* Force you to hang out with their friends by inviting them over when you don't ever have any time for yours (From Dominique T.)

* Don't want to be with you on important days and then say, "Oh, I didn't know." (From Dominique T.)

5* Think that just because their mom was willing to be a slave to their father that you should be that way to them (From Dominique T.)

* Spend six months trying to make you let them in, then when you do, they ask you to not be emotional around them (From Dominique T.)

* Are emotionally there for their exes more then they are for you and brag about that to their friends in front of you (From Dominique T.)

* Are all sweet and touchy-feely on Saturday but when Monday rolls around they ignore you and pretend none of the touchy feely stuff happened (From Jackie)

* "Forget" (yeah right) to call you for a week and hang up when they realize you're mad, even if you've told them a billion times that you'd like to talk with them at least once every day (From Jacquie)

* Insist on buying you yellow gold jewelry when you've told them you only wear white gold and buy Garnets instead of Rubies to save money and think you won't notice (From Jacquie)

* Stay up every night until 4-5 a.m. playing online computer games but while hangin' out with you, they start to fall asleep at 11 p.m. (From Jacquie)

* Only want what they want when they want it ("I don't want to go there....I don't want to do that...") and then call you a snob (From Jacquie)

* When you tell them some logical thing to do, they tell it to you a week later like it was their idea and claim you never said a word about it (From Jacquie)

* Claim they love you but dump you every two weeks (From Jacquie)

* Have no problem saying "Baby, you know I love you," when they want to have sex but when you tell them you really need to hear it, they say, "Baby, you know that's too hard for me to say." (From Jacquie)

* Try to convince you to give them oral sex but when you ask them to do it to you, they say, "I don't do that." (From Mocha)

* Keep naked pictures of porn stars showing their asses and breasts so it's the first thing you see when you walk into the room(From Mocha)

* Assume that if they fuck you "right", you will forget whatever stupid thing they did in the first place (From Mocha)

* Treat you like a princess one day and then act like a jackass the next (From Mocha)

* Act like someone they are not in front of their friends (From Mocha)

* Expect you to be there for them when they need you, but are nowhere in sight when you need them (From Mocha)

* Always want you to give them head but when its time for them to do it back, it's always some shit (From Loretta P.)

* Tell you they're bisexual, then leave you for another guy and end up in two male-male relationships before realizing he misses you (From Missa)

* Nothing is ever his fault (From Missa)

* Doesn't tell his mom about you because she'll "give him shit about it" (From Missa)

* Tells you he loves you and after 3 months, tells you that he can't love you anymore because you're too pure and innocent for him (From Missa)

* Overuses the words "exy" and "hot" but never tells you you're "beautiful" (From Missa)

* Tell you they love you but never show it (From Missa)

* Expect you to know why they're in a bad mood and when you ask what's wrong, they blow up in your face (From Missa)

* Take you out for $150 dinner on the first date to impress you, then never call you again because you won't sleep with them after said dinner (From Hope S.)

* Never seem to be able to get things right (From Scruffy)

* Always want the opposite of what we want (From Scruffy)

* Say they love you but don't mean it (From Murderdol666)

* Break your heart (From Jaymi)

* Most men strut?! WHY!? (From Jaymi)

* Talk about other women (From Jaymi)

* Make you cry (From Jaymi)

* Destroy self-esteem with one bad comment (From Jaymi)

* Think they are gods gift (From Jaymi)

* Title you as his girlfriend but forget to mention his wife (From Shmulta)

* You shave your legs/pits and the next evening they're complaining that you're too hairy (From Laura H.)

* Don't shave their pits! Ccome on! Hairy pits=b.o. trap..gross!!! (From Laura H.)

* Think trading girlfriends is a fun thing to do, and that there's nothing wrong with it (From Laura H.)

* Grab themselves in public with the excuse that they're "repositioning" themselves (From Laura H.)

* Expect you to wear "sexy" underwear all the time just so they can take it off you whenever they get the chance (From Laura H.)

* Asks why you don't do for him what his buddy's girl does for her "man" (From Laura H.)

* Actually think you need them to lift heavy objects, open jars, and so-on (From Laura H.)

* Get upset when you wear high-heels that make you taller than him (From Laura H.)

* Expect your life to revolve around him while he checks out other girls (From Laura H.)

* Call you "clingy" when you want to be close and accuse you of cheating when you give him his space (From Laura H.)

* Look good but they ruin the image when they try to speak (From Laura H.)

* You go to see a movie with him, then have to go to the same movie again without him so you can actually watch it (From Laura H.)

* Their friend can do the same thing you do, sometimes even worse, but you're the only one they will get mad at (From Stump)

* Will go live it up all night with their boys but when you want to go party they are tired - how convenient (From Stump)

* Think it is OK to go party with their perverted slut friends that hit on every and any body and you're going to be cool with it (From Stump)

* When they're in a bad mood, you have to walk on eggshells around them.... And we are the ones with PMS? YEAH RIGHT! (From Stump)

* Show more affection to (and spend more money on) their ugly, loud muscle cars than they do on you (From Laura)

* Do things they KNOW you will be pissed about and hope you won't find out (From Laura)

* Try to justify their most ridiculous mistakes with equally ridiculous excuses (From Laura)

* At clubs, they think dancing with you makes it OK for them to touch you in inappropriate places (From Laura)

* If they are your best friend and you two love to talk about things other than sex (which is hard to find), before they go off to college, they promise that you'll always stay friends and they won't stop talking to you, and that even they find a girlfriend, they will not ever neglect you. Instead, as soon as they get to college and meet girls, like the fucking pigs they are, completely forget about you, stop talking to you, and treat you like shit. If you ever do talk to them again, they will either say, "What was your name again?" or "How ya been?"<---- which really pisses US off because we go into bitch mode and want to rip off their throat and spit down their neck and when we tell them that, they cluelessly and simply say, "Why are you mad at me?" Bastards (From Sammy)

* When you have a fling with a guy and he says that he wants to see you again, but never does (From Sammy)

* When they act like they're total P-I-M-P-S piiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmpssssss, but they are stupid idiots who dunno shit from shine about women (From Sammy)

* Act like they are interested in you but flirt with other girls in front of you, and get jealous if you smile at another guy (From Sara)

* Take forever to call you (From Sara)

* Have the motto "Bros before Hos." Yes, I have been dumped using that line. (From Allison F.)

* Beg a woman to have sex and whenever she does, they say she's some "stupid slut" that "begged " them to do it with them (From Allison F.)

* Don't know the true meaning of respect and take you for granted, like you'll always be there (From Kelsie)

* They are just crap and argumentative and spoiled brats (From macsmcnamara)

* Won't let us carry the heavy stuff because they think we're too weak (From Anna)

* Go wild and crazy with their friends but not with us (From Anna)

* Stand us up and make stupid excuses as to why they can't do something (From Anna)

* How we actually care if another girl flirts with our guy, whereas if another guy flirts with us, he acts like he doesn't care (From Anna)

* Assume we don't need any foreplay, or how they think foreplay is second or third base...no way! It's talking, taking us out to dinner, massaging, taking nice walks, etc. (From Anna)

* Don't make an effort to see us (From Anna)

* Pretend like they don't care when they get angry when all we want them to do is TO CARE and to talk it out (From Anna)

* Conveniently have their cell phone on "silent" after they knew we might be trying to call them (From Anna)

* Go to our favorite band's concert without us and pretend like they don't really care if we can't come (From Anna)

* Go against everything we say (From Anna)

* Respond to what we are saying as a problem that THEY have to solve, when all we want to them to do is listen (From Anna)

* Are continually ill-prepared and fail to make appropriate plans, reservations, etc. for a date (From Anna)

* Always ask us what we want to do, where we want to go, etc. for a date, when all we want is for once, have them plan it and surprise us (From Anna)

* Make us feel like we're the only ones who actually care and get upset when we can't do something, and because we get jealous (From Anna)

* Men are cowardly. Never willing to give you closure at the end of the relationship. They just stop calling. (From: Shana, MI)

* Help them clean and move out of their apartment, drive 2 1/2 hours to your house, unload the stuff and store it, they make YOU pay for dinner that night! (From Sweetie, NE)

* Buy him little things to show you're thinking of him and he never recipricates or surprises you the same way...he even forgets to recipricate a backrub! (From Sweetie, NE)

* One day they are telling you they want to spend a lot of time with you, and make all these plans, and the next day, act as if you don't even exist. (From Felicity, NV)

* When his cheap old fishing pole breaks he'll blame it on you! (From Empress Biatch, NM)

* He'll spend $350 on a digital camera for himself and for Christmas he'll buy you a gift certificate to Bed, Bath, and Beyond for $25. (From Empress Biatch, NM)

* Jump up and down like a baby/monkey because he can't figure out how to get a friggin' plug out of the sink and thinks that the garbage disposal is broken. (From Sweetie, NE)

* Breaks promises (From Lorraine, UK)

* Takes photos of you in compromising positions but won't let you take any of them (From Lorraine, UK)

* Flirts with other people then gets upset when you get angry (From Lorraine, UK)

* Tells their friends they're only going out with you for the sex and will dump you if something better comes along and then deny it when you ask them. (From Lorraine, UK)

* They date you to get to your sister. (From Virg, OH)

* Guys are so quick to jerk off to you when you chat with them. (From StuyGal, NY)

* Go so long between haircuts that the backs of their necks look like a shag carpet. (From MatadoraHombre)

* Shut you out and ignore you when you most need them because they have someone new to screw and you could even be dying *literally* and they won't give a shit. (From StuyGal, NY)

* Can't satisfy you with the equipment they have. (From StuyGal, NY)

* They steal the chewing gum out of your mouth and think they can return it with all their nasty mouthness all over it. (From StuyGal, NY)

* Begs you to suck his dick even though you are sick and have had a sore throat for at least a week. (From StuyGal, NY)

* Can't remember your last name after you've been dating for awhile. (From TrendyWendy, CA)

* Tell you they won't take you home to meet their mom because she might think this is a weekend long relationship.(From TrendyWendy, CA)

* Get mad when you are not home when they call you, but ignore your calls on their cell phone.(From TrendyWendy, CA)

* Say you can be their "special" friend, because they are not ready for a commitment. (From TrendyWendy, CA)

* Don't wan't to see you because they know you are going to figure out that they are cheating on you. (From TrendyWendy, CA)

* Always hit on the easiest, slutty whores, and want you to be the trusting and loyal girlfriend.(From TrendyWendy, CA)

* Patronize you because they think that we are less intelligent than them - actually it usually relates back to them being more intelligent than everyone naturally! (From Charlotte, UK)

* Think that they can tell us to "Shhhh!" in front of people that you know - to make themselves feel in charge! (From Charlotte, UK)

* Don't think that the smell of alcohol, cigarettes or cannabis on their breath will bother us - but when we tell them, they don't even do anything about it! (From Charlotte, UK)

* Think that it is their right to receive a blow-job when we are on our periods! HOW RUDE! (From Charlotte, UK)

* Can't find the clitoris no matter how many times we point it out to them - i think they think that they can do it all by themselves and go against all the odds! (From Charlotte, UK)

* Somehow make us feel obliged to fake orgasms! How do they do it? And why the hell do we do it? (From Charlotte, UK)

* Tell their friends everything - even the things that are totally confidential and completely inappropriate to mention to anyone else. (From Charlotte, UK)

* Even when they dump us they will still bad mouth us and lie about the things we've done in order to make them seem like the victim - the thing that really hurts the most I think. (From Charlotte, UK)

* Don't see the toothpaste on their shirts until they get to your door. (From ILoveFrogs, NJ)

* Think that they can act completely vague and get the point across. (From ILoveFrogs, NJ)

* Obsessive about their car, which may we add, is a piece of junk. (From ILoveFrogs, NJ)

* Have to fuck them first to find out their dicks are not as big as their mouths. (From Sherri)

* They ask you to call them 'Daddy' when they know you don't want to....I had a guy even ask me to call him 'Big Daddy Long Stroke". (From Lena, MO)

* Your relationship goes on and off all year, then they really want you,then when you break up with them, they don't want to go back out with you. (From Coca & Sami, NY)

* When men rag on you all day long because you don't kiss their butts from the moment they get up to the moment they go to work! (From Krissy, MI)

* After they dump you they think it is fine for them to get over you, but heaven forbid you ever get over them. (From Amy, ID)

* As soon as they know another guy is interested suddenly he regrets breaking up with you. (From Amy, ID)

* Make perverted jokes that disrespect women. (From Amy, ID)

* Will cry and say he is sorry to you and then later that night while talking to mutual friends you find out he says it was all your fault and you are a dumb bitch for thinking otherwise. (From Amy, ID)

* Doesn't read books unless they have pictures of naked women. (From Amy, ID)

* Has double standards for everything and are too dumb to see it!! (From Amy, ID)

* Call you while you're out.You call them back while they're out and then they don't return the call for the next 3 or 4 days. (From Chrissy, NY)

* Think their always right when half the time they are wrong. (From Llavender, FL)

* You wait two weeks for sex and when you finally do it; it lasts for all of five minutes. (From Llavender, FL)

* Tells stupid jokes and says you have no sense of humour when you don't laugh. (From Llavender, FL)

* Start a serious conversation about your boyfriend/ girlfriend relationship with them. Their replies have so far been, "I dunno", and "Maybe", and "No", and sometimes you get no response at all. (From Sam, MI)

* Talking about something important to you over msn. They give you the sign "brb" yet never return... (From Sam, MI)

* Say they understand when you say you don't want to have sex until you are married yet think it's okay to shove there hands down your pants the moment you are alone. (From Sam, MI)

* Expect you to understand the difference between "Do you want to go downstairs" as in to another level of the building and "Do you want to go downstairs" as in moving into another level of your body! (From Sam, MI)

* Tell you that they will never force you into sex, yet leave out the part about trying to con you into it. (From Sam, MI)

* Ask you out, start a relationship with you, then ponder to their guy friends, "I'm not sure if she is my type." (From Sam, MI)

* Invites you out to have sushi, then complains that he bought you a $2.00 salad! (From Amanda, OR)

* Asks you to split a parking ticket when it's their car! (From Amanda, OR)

* Makes you feel guilty for expecting them to use a condom, even though if you did get pregnant, they'd run a mile and leave you to bring the kid up on your own. (From Marie D)

* Will spend time with you when HE wants to. (From Megan A, IA)

* Can't commit to a relationship, but expects you to want to be "just friends WITH BENEFITS". (From Megan A, IA)

* Puts looks first. Ever notice how in the t.v. shows the woman slaves at home and is hot while the man is fat and does nothing? So true. (From Megan A, IA)

* Will act like a gentleman and a great guy while dating, then they dump you and don't respect your feelings. They just leave. (From Megan A, IA)

* Think they are so great and sexy, etc. Once they realize they can get a girl. Then they dump you because they're sure they are so hot that they can do better than you (i.e. get someone hotter than you. (From Megan A, IA)

* Calls you to tell you about the problems he's having with his new girlfriend. Then wants you to call him back, when you do, he won't answer. (From Jill)

* About 30 on the list of things that are important to him. Way behind food, friends,and sports. (From Jill)

* Cheats on you with several girls then tells you it's your fault because you talked to his friend. (From Jill)

* Wants to have sex on your birthday, mother's day, father's day, and his birthday. (From Jill)

* Tells his new girlfriend you still want him and then she wants to kick your ass. (From Jill)

* Showers with 2 girls and then calls you and tells you he would never cheat on you. then tells you it's your fault you didn't ask him if he just got out of the shower with 2 girls. (From Jill)

* Can be a baby's daddy but never a daddy. (From Trinabell,CA)

* Say they want to be with you forever, then when the going gets tough they leave. (From Trinabell,CA)

* Can say they love you, break up with you a million times, and then expect you to be their "something on the side" when they marry someone else. (From Trinabell,CA)

* They leave skid marks in the toilet and leave you to clean it up. (From Gina)

* Breaks up with you because it's "weird" and answers every single question with "I dunno" (especially the important questions). (From Sophie, UK)

* Always insist "I'll never hurt you like he did" and they always do, sometimes even worse! (From Skater Chick, UK)

* They always pick the worst movies! (From DLynn, LA)

* Obsessed with boobs, their own penis, oral sex, and bodily functions. (From Brande Mae, NY)

* Mock you when you complain about something. (From Brande Mae, NY)

* Don't take you seriously when you have an opinion. (From Brande Mae, NY)

* How there is a 1,000 to 1 asshole to sweetheart ratio between the male species. (From Brande Mae, NY)

* Think that there is something wrong about gay men, but lesbians they totally support. (From Sarah G.)

* Men only care about themselves, and only what is beneficial to them. (From Stephanie D.)

* Insensitive dominant pigs. (From Shi Min)

* Gets together with you when you haven't seen each other in a couple of weeks, goes to a party where everyone you both know are going to be there - meets you there and dumps you at the beginning of the night - making you either have to leave or have to spend the entire night seeing his face. (From Emily A.)

* Hits on you for weeks, goes out and has fun, possibly fools around and then a week later you find out they have a girlfriend. (From Emily A.)

* Makes plans to go away for the weekend - supposed to pick you up around noonish. Three o'clock rolls around and they still haven't called. When they do call they make excuses and don't end up going. (From Emily A.)

* Thinks it's ok for them to go to the club or bar but not for us to go. (From Kathy I.)

* Would rather have beer than us. (From Kathy I.)

* Goes to bed while you're putting the kids to bed and says he will be down in a minute to help, then wakes up at 12 the next day expecting lunch. (From Aura, UK)

* Male mating call: "Somebody's happy." or "Look who wants to come out and play." (From Angrypixie)

* Tells everyone that you are smothering them and that they are annoyed that you are always around. But the very second you get off work or are out with your friends for a change, your cell phone starts ringing off the hook and he's saying , "When are coming over. I miss you. I love you. Come back." (From Angrypixie)

* After being together for 2 years, dumps you via email. Then a year later tries to crawl back. (From Angrypixie)

* Plays with and touches their balls more than they play or touch you, and then after you complain about it, they touch you with their nasty ball-sweaty hands. (From Blarney)

* Find out that they had sex with your gay brother and younger cousin. (From Blarney)

* Treats you like shit, blames you for everything, refuses to let you be with and talk to your friends. (From Lilpisedsuzie, PA)

* Screams at you for falling asleep when your supposed to call them at all odd hours of the morning and/or night. (From Lilpisedsuzie, PA)

* Always suspects you of cheating when you just want to talk to a friend, and then when you finally have had enough and can't take the abuse anymore, he tells you he can't live without you, and the very next day he hooks up with your best friend. (From Lilpisedsuzie, PA)

* Guys say that they like you, want to be with you, and that they don't want to hurt you, and then totally ignore you. (From dimpz)

Have more pros or cons? Send them in. Let's see how long we can make these lists. (And see which one is the longest!)