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Poetry
EMOTIONAL CONFUSION? WELL, FIGURE IT OUT.

why must you
change your mind
one day you love me
and
the next you find
that it‘s all wrong
and i‘m not right
which brings us to
another fight
make a decision
& give me a break
you want me or not?
FOR HEAVENS SAKE!


By LCM , CA
Jokes
Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealing with men.
Music
I hope the ring you gave to her turns her finger green
I hope when you‘re in bed with her
You think of me
I would never wish bad things but I don‘t wish you well
Could you tell
By the flames that burned your words

I never read your letter
‘Cause I knew what you‘d say
Give me that Sunday school answer
Try to make it all okay

Does it hurt
To know I‘ll never be there
Bet it sucks
To see my face everywhere
It was you
Who chose to end it like you did
I was the last to know
You knew
Exactly what you would do
And don‘t say
You simply lost your way
She may believe you
But I never will
Never again

If she really knows the truth she deserves you
A trophy wife oh, how cute
Ignorance is bliss
But when your day comes and he‘s through with you
And he‘ll be through with you
You‘ll die together but alone

You wrote me in a letter
You couldn‘t say it right to my face
Give me that Sunday school answer
Repent yourself away

Does it hurt
[Never Again lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

To know I‘ll never be there
Bet it sucks
To see my face everywhere
It was you
Who chose to end it like you did
I was the last to know
You knew
Exactly what you would do
And don‘t say
You simply lost your way
They may believe you
But I never will
Never again

Never again will I hear you
Never again will I miss you
Never again will I fall to you
Never...
Never again will I kiss you
Never again will I want to
Never again will I love you
Never!

Does it hurt
To know I‘ll never be there
Bet it sucks
To see my face everywhere
It was you
Who chose to end it like you did
I was the last to know
You knew
Exactly what you would do
And don‘t say
You simply lost your way
They may believe you
But I never will
I never will
I never will
Never again
Dating Story
I met this guy.. thrue the internet.. Kinda nerdy, from Holland, skinny, but very very sweet and a good listenenr. We ended up meeting and he swept me of my feet. Connection was good, talks were good, loads of laughs. Things seemed alright.. But I held back since I‘ve come across MANY MANY men who were just.. lets say pricks? Every night we spoke over MSN.. Conversation became more and more intense. He started to call me at many different occasions, just to let me know how he was. He asked pretty personal questions leaving me to believe he wanted more than just a good time. Time came for me to visit him and I decided "ok I‘ll open up more to him" And so I did.. Time went by, we had a laugh, we had some romantic strolls in forests, candlelight dinners and awesome lovemaking, untill the last night.. "we need to talk about us" Ok. I thought to myself.. Here it goes.. "I dont think this is going to work out". My jaw dropped to the floor with a slam. I mean wth! He was the one pulling me into believing he wanted more?! That he wanted me! And when I finally showed I was interested in the same things as him, like a potential future together, he frikking dumps me?! All I really wanted from the start was just going slow and easy on things and have a good time! But he pulled me in his web..Now it seems like he wants me, but only on a physical plane. Heᄡs coming here in a few days.. This time I will tell him "sorry, but I dont think this is going to work out".. "I just dont think this will ever happen and now you need to go back to your country and play another girl, cause you‘re not going to play me"... Men –.–
Links
Fun and informative relationship polls. Includes "The Jerk Poll" where you find out if your guy is a jerk. Fun and informative. Http://www.heartsandthings.com/polls.htm
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Relationship Tools
LEARN THE ART OF WRITING A LOVE LETTER

Waxing Poetic Anyone can just copy a favorite love poem and then send it off. What will touch their heart best is something of your own design. You can use the example of another poem, changing the words around to suit your expression. You can take several different poems, in fact, and then take what you love most from each of them to create your own. This takes some practice, Try starting with just one sentence. Change the words around to reflect your own personal feelings and then go on from there. Personalize a Blank Card You can buy beautiful and artistic cards that have only an outside picture and a blank sheet inside for you to create your own prose. Take your time and write out a verse that you think will be meaningful to your loved one. Practice first with a scrap piece of paper and then when you have it just perfect, carefully print or write it out in the inside of the card. Leave Your Note where it will be found It will be a nice surprise for your loved one to find your note, unexpected. Don't hide it so well that he or she won't find it! Leave it in a common place that you are sure he or she will go looking. When they find it they can enjoy it all alone. Own your Prose Make sure you get good credit for writing your loved one. Don't think that if you mark your note "anonymous" that she will just know it is from you. Give a Gift Include a little something that can be inserted inside the card or letter. A small gift will make your love note extra meaningful. The romantic act of expressing your love in writing is always a special gift to receive and this becomes a keepsake for a lifetime! Place your Love Notes in Creative Places Adding the element of surprise to your love note is always special to the receiver. Here are some really creative suggestions about where you can leave your handwritten love note: In their shoes, in their lunch bag everyday, under their pillow, when they travel just insert one into their luggage, in their laptop bag at night to be discovered first thing in the morning at work, for the reader: in their bookmarked page, on their car windshield/wipers, you get the idea? By now we all realize that one of the most important things to remember in a committed relationship is to keep the romance alive and thriving. It is all too easy to take one another for granted after a period of time passes. Doing this, though, will not produce a strong love life and is not conducive for ongoing passion. Easily the most effective way of keeping your relationship fresh and filled with love and appreciation is to simply nurture romance. Keywords: love letter About the Author Abbas Abedi More Details about writing a love letter here. Abbas Abedi--Dating in todays world is an art. You have to flirt, entertain and enhance your love life with your creativity. But sometimes you need help to help you move in the direction you want to Get Powerful Dating Skills With Effective Tips and Advice at my dating blog.
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Tips for Women
Women or ladies try sticking together. Men have done it since time began. They pit us against each other. What do we do? Swallow the male bullshit, then turn against one another. The Media is the biggest weapon of the male cause. On Television or commercials. Women are never pretty enough, skinny enough, mothering enough, screwing enough–––– ENOUGH!!! ALREADY!!! When are we going to set our own standards??? as Women. DON‘T waste time and precious energy trying to fit this image . Thats what MEN want you to do, keep you running in that circle, like a dog after it‘s own tail!!! Women should be there for each other. Our Vanity only keeps us from moving on to a higher place. And as long as Guys keep using the Media, other Women { the worn out Cheating on you game, I am gonna look at everything that walks by me game, telling you what to wear, when to shit etc.. etc...games } Your Vanity Ladies is their biggest weapon against you. Which is key in pitting us against one another, day after broken record day. I do not play the " DICK " GAME. I REFUSE. I pay my own way. I choose not to watch the brainwash box{ T.V. } Turn the damn thing off and think for yourselves. Help other women accomplish their dreams. Help women who have been abused to a better place. This is how change happens, one SISTER at a time. TRINA
Tips for Men
If you are ever totally fed up with the man, just think of mean things to say to yourself. It helped me it will help you! Trust Me!

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